An Open Letter To My Dog Who Won’t Stop Licking Himself
You’re a good boy but enough is enough
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3 min readApr 19, 2021
Dear Remy,
Let me start by saying that I love you, and it’s important you know this doesn’t change that. That being said, this has gone on for long enough and it’s time I addressed it. You gotta stop licking your dick and balls all the time, buddy.